Cat Behavior Finally Explained

Cat Behavior Finally Explained

scratching the couch five points playing
with the thingy that hangs from the
blinds eight points
trying to open the cabinet’s repeatedly
ten points watersports 15 points
disturbing naptime
about 20 points come on come on man
boxing with the local flora three points
tasting set flora five points we’re
establishing dominance 25 points so feel
an altercation 12 points water flavoring
10 points annoying the dog 15 points
playing with hair five points positive
sparkly ball into shoe ruining mega
interfering with shoelace trips playing
the flute lunch trying to catch
the red dot pointless there’s some
things about cats you can’t explain for
everything else just chalk it up to the
fact that they’re collecting points and
there’s absolutely nothing you can do
about it
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