Episode 5: Crusoe Goes to St. Lucia (Part 1)
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as you can see mom and dad are
frantically squirming around like a
couple of squirrels who lost their nuts
and that’s the only calm one in the room
right now I think I need not point out
the irony in that mm-hmm obviously
they’re packing our suitcase which can
only mean work going on a trip where I
have no idea all I know is that I better
be going with them if not I will burn
down the house Chris oh can you go pick
a couple of toys no more than two though
we don’t have much room what how the
heck am I supposed to pick out just two
oh don’t be so dramatic
my ferret and the ducky yep oh no wait
no no my ferret and the wabbit okay well
just decide and let me know hmm maybe
bring over my toy bin and I’ll take a
look okay great now just dump the whole
thing in the suitcase nice try Chris oh
yeah listen lady you are disobeying a
direct order from your canine superior
hey Dad yeah you see my toy bin over
there
doble Google you guys doing you’re
supposed to be packing we’re trying to
choose a toy next time I come back up
here you guys better be thin jeez this
is such a hard decision I’ll bring this
green dinosaur and go with it my Chitti
buck no no that’s too small the big
alligator wait wait let me just test out
it squeakers first it wasn’t long before
we were on our way
rolling past all the stinky people at
the airport the security process is
always a little scary that conveyor
about disappearing into that dark metal
box is like something from a nightmare
in a hot dog packaging factor once at
arcade I am always very worried when
neither mom or dad leave for a moment
it’s been too long I’m going after her
oh there she is
I mean yes I’m kind of worried about her
safety but it’s also because I know she
travels with treats in her purse cookies
cookies cookies then it’s on to my
private jet oh wait why are there other
people on here what the heck is this
some kind of joke
this isn’t a private jet this isn’t even
a first-class seat
would you like something to drink oh yes
I’ll take a glass of toilet water please
thank you would you like cookies or
pretzels pretzels good afternoon this is
your captain speaking we are now making
our descent towards st. Lucia and on
behalf of Weiner Airways we just want to
thank you for flying with us today I was
so excited to visit the Caribbean island
of st. Lucia I didn’t even know I was
going until earlier this morning but
sometimes life is better that way when
we stepped out of the plane it was like
stepping into a sauna Wow
it was hot and humid and just how I like
it and as usual I have to wait on my own
luggage like a chump I’m not a puppy but
thanks for the compliment and then as we
exited security I couldn’t believe it
my grandparents Jack and Carol we’re
already there to meet me there even
better than mom and dad there’s no such
thing as too early at dinnertime with
them on the ride from the airport to our
home rental I was amazed at all the new
and exciting sights and smells this was
unlike any place I’d ever seen dogs just
lazed about and at one point we stopped
for a closer look at the hugest most
monstrous squirrel I have ever seen
let’s get out of here
and finally we arrived at the building
but after all that traveling nature
calls as with any new hotel room or
rental or place to stay I am always so
excited to rush in and go explore
kitchen living room bedroom I didn’t
read anything about this in the reviews
this is going to be a problem continuing
balcony Wow look at this view now this
is deserving of a celebrity my favorite
tropical tree coconut water what can I
say
it’s a rough life stay tuned for my next
episode where a swarm worth of beautiful
island of st. Lucia
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