I Gave Myself Those Awful Ramen Nails
I’m giving in I’m giving in to the fact
that people have been tweeting at me
ramen hacks for months now yes I’ve seen
someone fix their bathtub with it yes I
debated going out and buying a sink and
then trying to fix it with ramen but I
decided that that’s fucking wasteful and
stupid but then I really can’t when
people were like Jenna do you see these
ramen nails and I’d be like
unfortunately yes
I see those ramen nails unfortunately
yes I feel compelled to try it I feel
like this is gonna work you grind it up
into a fine powder and you use glue to
adhere it like of course it’s gonna work
but the bottom line is it’s disgusting
you have food on your nails and not like
encapsulated and some sort of like
acrylic it’s just like on your nails
with glue it’s disgusting the bathtubs
and the sinks like how would it ever be
waterproof again ever
it’s not people just tweet this at me
all the time Jenna please do some ramen
nails okay I’m gonna do ramen nails and
you know what they’re gonna look fucking
fine and then I’m gonna have ramen on my
hands chicken ramen
I brought my nail tech along with me
he’s Robin nail expert so I’m just gonna
do it and I also got a surprise in the
mail Oh surprise all right give it to me
I can’t I’m bad at like holding
surprises in my Canadian spirit animal
has sent me hollow taco Christine of
simply illogical came out with her own
line of nail polishes and I got I guess
this is a PR package I in the few tuber
Christine I love you to death but I’m
going to put your beautiful amazing nail
polishes onto an abomination you know
what’s nice about using like actual nail
supplies is that it doesn’t make a big
Romany mess everywhere I don’t even
think I need a lot of this
I’ve seen it I need that for my nails
don’t do that
I have to it’s all chunky
I’m I’m really counting on you bud to
like go on the floor and clean up all
this mess because I don’t feel like
pulling out the vacuum cleaner today
that’s why I got you tell me a scenario
in which your acrylic nail breaks the
only materials at your disposal are nail
tips nail glue and Raman in what
scenario do you not have a curly powder
but you have ramen and you really just
need to be fixed in your nail I’m a
grown woman crushing up ramen so I could
glue it to my fingernails what’s wrong
assistant this is it like cost-effective
or time effectively nothing about this
is effective when you want to call don’t
make a mess though that’s cute
you say don’t make a mess well do you
want one do you want one ramen nail
these aren’t gluten-free ramen otherwise
I’d say yes so you honestly I’m making a
mess of my home yes you are
this is terrible this should be enough
to cover one of my hands like I’m trying
to do one hand not fuck up my entire
life let’s give credit where credit is
due
it’s very resourceful I get alright if
all of your resources are wrong oh no
she has awoken I have so many nail techs
I am not even a beginner and acrylic
nails in it
could I help you it’s just like inviting
fungus and bacteria into your nails
isn’t it alright so this is what we have
nasty powdery ground-up ramen some of
the worst parts about those videos
though is that they don’t just do this
they’re then opening the seasoning
package sprinkling in nursing giant nail
tech that’s not for you thank you for
your assistance now this kit comes with
white tips and clear tips although I
doubt either it’s gonna make a
difference because I’m putting ramen on
my fingers so because this is so
disgusting I’m not gonna be prepping my
nails at all you’re so cute and I love
you but like that’s really not that
helpful like how does anyone function
like this but it’s such a look it adds
so much dude immediately and I wish I
could have more tuned to my look but I
can’t I want to be able to speak with my
fingernails
Wow feels good huh hey what did I say
mommy meets that for her salon these are
salon materials so unless you’re gonna
reimburse me for eating the products you
can’t have any look at all this tude
look at this do you think I’m the kind
of person that could get away with
having these like in real life for real
yes there’s no chicken in there here
more acrylic cuts so what you wanted
Kermit kameena creamy calm remain calm
here
Kermit calm do you think if you’re a dog
this makes it more or less confusing to
get a sign way more like this is sit you
just sit sit down good girl bunny she
expect to fuck that off oh so I’m I’m
covering the just my nail apart with
nail glue and then Oh see this to me is
one of the grossest parts like when you
have nails this long and yeah you’re
slick stuff gets in the ball oh boy it
really smells so Romany you know I have
to do like several coats of this so I’m
just padding the ramen into the glue
making sure that I get a nice even coat
of ramen on my nails
it is wrong oh so nasty it smells like
chicken smell over here I’m going in for
a second coat now it’s just like getting
chunkier and chunkier like the layer of
ramen is so chunky and uneven like I
can’t fill in these gaps ill I’m just
like attracting animals that’s my
signature scent whenever I walk in a
room people are like is that ramen or is
that Jenna damn that bitch oh it smells
so good on your nails are you impressed
it’s just wrong you know what I should
do is I should sand these down file them
down and go sit in that jeans chair and
just stew in my own anger let’s do one
more ramen coat and then I’ll start
filing this down like what’s a grosser
combination glue and ramen there isn’t
one like I swear the person that just
like thought of this just has like a
ramen fetish like what if you were a
person that had a nail fetish and a food
fetish do you think this is like the
ultimate I’m so upset because I know
this is gonna work I can feel it like
the nail glue is solid I’m going to buff
my ramen pieces of nail down now look at
that like this it’s working I can smooth
that down into a viable nail yeah I need
to get like the chunky parts look at
that you see that all the ramen coming
off I’m just gonna be here
creating ramen dust on my pants for a
while I think this is the most time
intensive part but as you can see this
is clearly working unfortunately for all
of us so I will say the nice thing about
working with ramen is that it’s much
softer than acrylic
like you know you’re trying to file down
acrylic and it’s very hard it’s pretty
soft because it’s fucking food I’m
trying to look on the bright side
doesn’t as sad how well it’s working
when I go like this and I’m creating
that like heat and friction it smells so
much like chicken well it’s a really
neat and tidy way to do your nails you
know that doesn’t cover your whole house
and powders Raman glue it does kind of
look great
am I wrong who is this like half for the
same thing with cornstarch is it for
people was like my mom won’t let me get
acrylic nails but I’m gonna show her I’m
gonna do some in my room Raman who is
this for this is like the part of the
process everything’s real dusty so I’m
have the overwhelming sense to go like
rinse them off you know but I don’t
think I should yeah I worked so hard and
I got so far but in the end it doesn’t
even matter
no so now that I’ve ruined every single
nail file and buffer that I have and
I’ve also gotten this all over my outfit
I’m gonna go ahead and do a base coat I
can like feel how dusty it is I’m gonna
go ahead and put a nice base coat on
here you what it’s like picking up
chunks of ramen I can’t really describe
how disgusting this smells like the
mixture of ramen and nail polish it’s
disgusting are you proud of me today
Julian every day I just sure I can wake
up and make you proud of you proud so
here are my ramen nails so I’m thinking
I’m gonna do four black ones and then
one blue one Julian which hollow should
we use or we can mix them like we have
so many choices this is so exciting I
feel bad like even using this because I
know it’s sold out and so many people
want it like why do I deserve it look at
what I’m doing with it I’m a terrible
person look at the thin mom
beautiful ramen nail I’ve never even had
a hollow nail polish before lookit that
she created the blackest school this is
nice and rubbery the blackest black that
she could it’s literally called one coat
black I know it looks a little chunky
because of the ramen base that it’s on
but I really tried my best to get a good
thick oh my god base coat under there so
no ramen is gonna ruin this nail polish
for me listen all right if this nail
polish can work on my stupid ramen nails
it’s gonna do just fine on your actual
nails royalty blue my hair is getting
caught look at that I’m really like not
very good at painting nails especially
if they’re this long and acrylic so
forgive me for butchering this
everywhere but the Polish is really sick
so never mind how this dried because I
painted it literally on top of ramen but
the parts that are like nail it’s
exquisite so Julian said he thinks I
should use the flaky hollow taco I’m so
excited
are you ready but I feel like the more
of this I put on here the less I’m gonna
want to take them off and I genuinely
want to take them off I’m just I’m
having such conflicting feelings right
now
because this is so tight what holy crap
what you gotta do though is you got to
get an iPhone light and flash it on
there like this bitch even making ramen
nails look like normal and beautiful I’m
so excited I’ve never had a hollow
polish and I get it like I’ve always
gotten it from afar you know maybe not
necessarily on my hands but like I
totally get it
this is like intoxicating are you
kidding me bitch oh good you made Robin
look sick I’m so mad that this worked
why don’t we do this we could take the
dogs for a walk you know I can wear them
for a little while maybe wash my hands a
few times and see how the ramen starts
to hold up I will say that it is like
weirdly strangely more comfortable than
having an acrylic on my nail it doesn’t
feel as like you know super solid and
grippy is an acrylic does it just feels
like pretty light if that makes sense
it’s weird I don’t know it’s weird like
I shouldn’t like this but I kind of like
it doesn’t smell like wrong well now the
smell of nail polish is sort of over it
so you can’t even really smell the Roman
that much all right I’m gonna put a top
coat because as much as I want to layer
all of the other types of hollow I’d
like I don’t I just don’t want to waste
any of it on this you know I feel bad
enough that I wasted it any of my
literal best nail polish on these Raman
nails it’s like some of the coolest
nail-polish I’ve ever seen well yeah and
like the fact that I didn’t have to do
like 70 coats is just crazy to me these
are so fucking beautiful I can’t like
I’m not worthy and I put it on top of
Raman that actually turned into a nail
I’m just I’m getting mine fucked right
now look at that that is ramen on my
fingers it worked and it looks beautiful
why
ya-ha-hoo taco literally made my ramen
nails look stunning I don’t know man I
hate to say that this genuinely works
but this so far genuinely works except
it’s expected because I made them on
FAFSA they’re not moving there’s really
not and they don’t feel like a painful
almost itis acrylics maybe I think
acrylics are painful because I’m really
the only person that’s done acrylics on
me well they didn’t move in water so if
you wanted to do this and go swimming
for a little while or take a shower
nothing’s gonna happen so I’ve been
wearing these now for a little while I
mean it hasn’t been weeks surely they’ll
fall apart after weeks you should
probably shouldn’t have food on your
nails for more than I don’t know at all
really
we’re being honest but like I’m sad to
report to you that this does in fact
work this really works I don’t know what
else to say it’s genuinely works you can
genuinely make acrylic nails out of
ramen noodles
what a jerk it’s like just as much work
to make a ramen acrylic nail as it is to
make a regular acrylic nail but it
actually works I thought that this was
gonna be a disgusting failure but it’s
literally not and I don’t think that
it’s good or right and you probably
should never have it on your nails but
yeah it does in fact work I’m like
concerned what should I do
I like love them but they’re made out of
ramen Julian think about it I give
credit where credit is due here whoever
invented this like it just works I don’t
know it just does
please don’t call me ramen Li please
don’t call me ramen lady you can get
snatched up what if it like rots food is
perishable what if it rots what if it
rots Thank You assistant Thank You nail
tech thank you so much for your help you
beautiful nails thank her me come here
thank you for your help today nail tech
you’re so helpful
you ate a lot of my supplies or tried to
which one feels better comment this one
or this one
I’m snatched thanks to top ramen they
always be keeping me looking my best
this video sponsored by top ramen no yes
it is
we also shot a video with top ramen
click up here I don’t see it maybe they
haven’t uploaded it yet do you think top
ramen likes that people are making nails
and bathtubs out of their product
probably as much as type odd like that
people were eating my is it illegal to
say that it was sponsored inside
subscribe I here’s the quick update I
can’t get these off I live in Hell now
goodbye
