My Dog Reviews Soap
first of all do you like my outfit yeah because you bought it for me Thank You Julian so I’ve mentioned this in the past and I dug Kermit has a soap fetish it took us a long time just to get it like on camera because he usually sneaks into the bathroom or like the shower where there’s some sort of soap somewhere and he rubs his face against it and he loves it like he loves wipes and he loves like bars of soap or soap residue and it’s like kind of creepy like to avoid the other day we found a bar of soap like tooth marks in it but just like one like he took one good bite and was like oh yeah but I don’t know why I’ve never thought to do this before because I don’t think it’s bad for him like he’s not eating it like he just wants to rub his face on it so what I’m gonna try to do I have no idea this is gonna work is have him review some soaps so this might take a little bit of creativity a little bit of patience I’m gonna have to leave the room and like try and catch him doing it but I got a big guy yourself here basically Kermit has it so I got a number of different types of wipes and a bunch of different kinds of soaps what I did forget about buying soap though is that you can’t like go into the store and buy a single bar of soap so I had to buy like these packs of fucking soaps stocked up with soap until forever if you dirty come to my house I got the soap heywood soap you guys yes all right I’ll leave see you guys I say we just try and do this like a couple at a time and see what kind of soap does Kermit like the best this is my dog reviewed soap like for real it’s not clickbait it’s like we’re really doing so I think I’m gonna start with like should we start with wipes or should we start with soap okay so I think the way that I want to do this is to do like three at a time and narrow down his favorites okay so this one is a yes to hydrate and restore it smells like coconut this is a Neutrogena cleansing towel it I know that he has rubbed his face on these because I have purchased these before so I know he likes to rub his face on these but I don’t know if he prefers to rub his face on me and this is a Cetaphil gentle cleansing cloth Sampath is the gentle creature come EECOM do you like any of these that’s one’s favorite let’s this true soap fetish out don’t really care for that one how about this one bud how about this one what about this coconut one do you like that one what is it what’s the matter mom didn’t get you enough wipes and soap so we had to take a little bit of a food break because someone has Cushing’s disease and gets very hungry all at once not in this elf mood alright now we’re now we’re taking a fighting break are you guys done carmit no one is judging you we know you have a soap fetish it’s okay just let it out why are you still crying what if we tried some actual bars of soap look it okay this one is dial this is it’s a gold clean rinsing and non dry oh do you smell that okay it’s like enough of this wipe I want some soap okay I’m getting I’m opening it for you truly if my dog has the soap fetish this one is dove oh cool moisture what do you think about cool moisture look I’m opening a bag of treat why don’t we throw in a little something different this one’s Irish Spring there’s this one oh I like that one whoo this is what I catch him doing in the ship thank you somebody leave her door open he just does this in there like the biggest creep in the world Wow I mean this is pretty overwhelming he prefers Irish Spring the most out of these wipes and these other soaps cremini what about this one you want to smell this one cause all this one here but but it’s right here oh don’t don’t lick it oh it’s right does anyone know why he does this like he does it on like dead stuff like is there something in some soaps that is like that smells like dead animals Wow Jeremy loves Irish Spring the funniest though is when he does it on certain like lush bath stuff that has like glitter in it and then he gets glitter all over his face she likes to dial oh he just licked the dial Oh Oh karma don’t like it but no you like this one at all no you like these – you like this one a lot we’re not judging you this is a safe place what it’s like style oh he really likes style oh oh oh lick it okay he’s giving the he likes the dial I think he likes the Irish Spring the most so far that’s his number okay cleanse your palate so friends so for that’s his number one but I think dial is like a close second but he keeps trying to lick that one alright so dove not so much dove we can put in the pile with the wipe so I mean we still have some more soaps in here for you to try caress fine fragrance daily silk what do you think about that but this one’s a little different this is a raw sugar pure bath though oh that one’s textured look at the Hat Wow okay I mean you can start reviewing it as soon as you want to Shea Moisture coconut and hibiscus shea butter so this one did you smell this one yet you don’t like those this is a different dove this is a pink rose do you like that one this is the last one that we got we only got eight bars of soap because I figured that was a lot of soap bourbon cedar oh this one this is like your heaven there’s soap all over the floor right now what’s the matter you don’t like your selection so I went upstairs and I got some of the stuff that I have up there you don’t really care for most of these other soaps so I’m gonna put them away and you’re really not playing along with the wipes at all even though in the comfort of your own bathroom you love wipes I mean you like this one which one do you like I like when you do the glitter ones cuz it gets all over your little face I’m so sparkly so he doesn’t like any of those we’re looking for a very specific type of soap I think I don’t think that he likes bath bombs because they have that like baking soda you smell to them I think he likes like straight-up so I guess I’m just trying to figure out why my dog is in the fucking shower all this is out back mate you want to try this one you smell that you like that one Oh Oh you have another winner good boy but you can’t smell it yeah wow this has been a lot dogs noses are so sensitive he smelled a lot of soap so I’d say these are these are the top three Irish spring out back mate from lush and dial yeah this is like a BuzzFeed video $1.00 so versus $20 so don’t worry I’m not gonna throw any of the soap out okay so you can have it cuz I know you’re gonna want it later when no one’s watching you so you can really get in there oh this is your favorite soap yeah I think that’s your favorite if I had to guess based on his enthusiasm I would say that out back by lush is probably in third place in fact there were only three soaps that he was really actually interested in at all they all smell like relatively like masculine I’d say like he doesn’t like the florals or the flower ease he’s not interested in that kind of stuff which is a little confusing to me because it feels like he’s in my shit 24 fucking 7 but apparently he’s not into that he’s into this sandalwood II whatever this is followed by our number 2 which is this gold bar of dial he licked this one he actually wants to eat this which concerns me this smells just like like a hospital and in first place by far Kermit’s favorite soap in the world is Irish Spring this he immediately gravitated towards and I’d say he’s the most excited about this video probably can’t be that much longer cuz I think he’s getting completely overwhelmed by soap smell so I know this video is like not that much like there’s not a lot going on but hey to be fair you clicked on a video that says my dog reviews soap okay so what did you expect but in case anyone was wondering this soap choice of sermons worldwide is Irish Spring so if you’re a service are you have a service should give them some Irish cream because they really like it a lot they want about their faces on them you did good but I know it’s a lot of soul oh so you think this is that Kermit wants to smell like the dominant nail in the house yeah right thank you so is it because you’re sexually attracted to it is that your sexuality is it soap well thank you for playing along we’re so glad that we figured out what you like so that we can always have some stocked in the bathroom for you so you can rub your little face all over it yes you can well yeah I mean that’s it is this video dumb yeah but what am I gonna do now we already did it it’s made it’s over it’s done so make sure you subscribe to my channel I put in abuse every Wednesday / Thursday since you’re such a good boy why don’t we see what Sara prefers Irish cream or dog crack you’re a good girl G help my dog is broken subscribe
