Painting and Dog training
bellows connection I didn’t have the
court in I don’t know what I’m doing
trying to learn trying to become a gamer
trying to I want to be the most famous
gamer in the world I want to be more
famous than ninja I know
okay so credit did become a okay good
I’m sorry about that connection I got to
get this connection thing worked out if
I’m gonna be a famous gamer I’m not I’m
not gonna have it I’m not I’m just I’m
just not gonna have it but I’m gonna be
if I’m gonna be a gamer I want people uh
you know challenge me not say stuff like
don’t don’t play him he has a bad modem
or something like he is and then and
then you know they’ll probably saying
that I’m cheating like like I’m claiming
that I’m a hoaxer and I don’t know I
don’t know if you all know what I was
talking about before the connection bro
but this painting is proof I’m not a
hoaxer
you understand look at it look look at
it I I could never I could never make
anything like the Frog man or the dog
man look at how I paint yeah I make some
stuff I do some scrapbooking some
decoupage I I paint a little bit but
that’s it’s clearly proved that I don’t
have the ability to be a hoax or like
that the Frog man come on the Bigfoot
body parts the real there totally real
that’s it but seeing me paints it’s
clear that I do not have the ability to
hoax
people on the Internet it’s a fact it’s
a fact look look at how ridiculous
everything looks look at look at how
ridiculous Trump walks you think that
somebody that paints like that would
have the ability you know
I parts the totally real what one one
day I might do a collaboration and if I
get the right well don’t have to be the
right person could be any person it
could be any person that I’m doing a
collab with I could get them all and say
see tell everybody it real because it is
I’m still buffering really that cuz
I got the stupid cord in as far as I
know it’s lit up
no it’s up with that this Wi-Fi it’s
still buffering really looks good for me
really it’s still buffering what the
no I do not bow hunt but I would I
I had a I had a bow when I was a kid
working fine for you okay it’s somebody
else’s connection it’s good for me Oh
okay the evidence it’s buffering for
someone else your connection is
there you go but in case anybody didn’t
hear what I’m saying let me repeat
myself look at the painting look at how
ridiculous it’s drawn do you really
think that I could make something that
as a hoaxer do you really think that I
have the ability to do something like
that I don’t I clearly do not I don’t
look a trump look at our ridiculous
works the the dog man is real but the
Bigfoot body parts are real the frog man
was acquired the same day that
foot bugs number 23 1953 okay this is
proof that’s why I’m doing this I’m
gonna prove how I don’t have the ability
I don’t have the ability to do something
like that
but don’t ask anybody that nope oh you
think it’s beautiful
really yeah interesting taste I like
that he’s not a vampire he’s a werewolf
don’t don’t be saying
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it’s beautiful beautiful it’s gonna be
beautiful
I might make Nancy’s like thought-bubble
like something really beautiful actually
I just realized what I’m gonna put in
there oh oh okay good I think I got it I
think I got it
Nancy’s thought-bubble
no I’m a simple country
dog trainer that does not have the
ability to hoax I don’t I’m just I’m a
legacy my father was involved in the
that was my father Morty Lucas and uh
a hunting guide I think his name was
Running Bear and then you chuck
I think so remember I haven’t written
down somewhere Running Bear Dania Chuck
and they were attacked by some space
Squatch in the shot one and then they an
animal they had one that was alive the
juvenile but they had to put it down
but they were planning to take that one
back to the st. st. Louis and sell it to
the st. Louis Zoo but it went to an ape
so that they had to kill it but
that one’s intact and it’s not the other
ones are cut up
they’re totally real they are they’re
real
and I’m right at the end when they were
loading up the but but the boat with the
the Sasquatch that they had you know
painstakingly butchered because it’s
very very tough to cut up Sasquatch or
not they’re not like humans but they’re
not they’re not at all like you you
can’t really puncture they’re high it’s
really hard to puncture their hide you
you have to like saw at it
in the the Tenon’s and veins those are
real tough
those are like elastic but they’re real
strong if they like cut them with like
bolt cutters and that that after they
had them cut up and then they’re loading
off the boat that’s when the frogman
walked out of the water and I’m gonna
say there’s one more time so that
everybody is clear that the frogman was
not there to help this task watch the
Frog man is not friends with the
Sasquatch have some kind of connection
to the grey aliens the frogman and the
grey aliens really don’t get along they
have totally different interest the
great the grace don’t really want to do
anything they they don’t they don’t want
to us up the frogmen the fraud
people are coming for our Kyra tune
though they want our hair that’s what
they they hair fingernails that that’s
what they like it’s in delicacy
um we’ve answered that question so many
times who do you think sasquatch here
you know there’s Nymphadora I like her I
like her name because it implies that
she’s a nympho well she’s she’s probably
not because Nymphadora that that’s from
Harry Potter I thank you
it’s a Harry Potter character maybe
something like that I would never read
Harry Potter
I know kids were reading Harry Potter
and that’s like why are you reading that
any since it’s awesome like you’re an
idiot you’re reading Harry Potter Potter
well now you are 1953 the Sasquatch war
they were coming at him they had to do
something may have browning shotguns my
dad said that they had a number for
buckshot that they were shooting geese
with number
he said if you shot it at the Bigfoot
and it was you know 15 feet away it’s
not gonna do you had to get they had to
be real close 27 alone yeah I know I
know I know it’s that age group I know I
know
that’s my friends um kids are like like
like that like I guess it was a good
book because it certainly was a big
seller and they made movies from that
Harry Potter franchise so I’m sure it’s
entertaining you know I when I was a kid
it was I got to take a third tech I
forgot to do that it was at The Lion the
Witch and the Wardrobe it was you know
that other one they made a movie out of
with Frodo
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um you know whatever whatever that’s
stupid thing is I didn’t ever I didn’t
read a book until I was 18 that’s true
that’s nothing to brag about but that is
the truth I did not read a book until I
was 18 I was illiterate
I don’t have any idea how why they kept
it well I know why they kept passing me
on but I did not read they could not
make me read the first book I read read
the first book that I read
reading in that which I read I
asked my mother and she said start off
with the the classics I think I might
have read JD Salinger catch her catch
her on the ride and then I started
reading other stuff too but I I don’t
find myself being a big wait I wasn’t a
big reader when I was a kid my mother
was just strange that I was so resistant
about I’m not going to read now I don’t
have to read that
I look at the car in the back page
like that and then then I write it or I
just ask my brother who read it what’s
it about
and then I’m right by my synopsis yeah I
read that too I read a war well I read I
read everything I was supposed to read
when I was a kid I just didn’t do it
until I was an adult I mean I could I
could read a stop sign and like
that but in school
required reading not not for me I’m not
reading that sucked
it sucked it was I’m not doing it I yeah
I this this is my thing in school I
slept a lot I slept a lot so this this
was my method to get away with it was
that I met the desk and like I put my
book here and I do one of these that
would prop my head up my slapped or I
could even do it one-handed I slept a
lot in grade school in high school
child I don’t think anyone was up it’s a
frog man from our planet or otherworldly
that’s right you are 100% correct the
white stuff on my hands
well considering in that there’s a
painting bag here and
I think the title it’s like painting and
dog training maybe it’s it could be
white paint could it could be it might
be it’s in a freezer
really
are we really is there is there some
kind of problem with streaming here from
jerk and I that’s that’s why my right
arm
working you just got a goddamn man oh
well there’s some kind of connection
problem here it could have to do with
the painting could be you tube blocking
those some lag it’s not too bad but
there is lag so I’m almost also running
through this through a really well that
doesn’t make any different
yeah it could be YouTube and a painting
because in the subject matter
okay I’ll see you all
