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What Dog Breeds Say About Their Owners

welikedogs by welikedogs
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What Dog Breeds Say About Their Owners

– You know how they say dogs
and their owners resemble each other?
– I like guys with big dogs.
– If I saw a girl with a
weird/funky looking dog
I’m automatically assuming
she has a huge heart.
– A guy with a Pitbull is
definitely good in bed.
– Absolutely.
– My mom would want me to date any man
who owned a Golden Retriever.
– Girls with Golden Retrievers
have a lot of patience.
– They’ve already been married
for 15 years since high school.
– They probably are stable.
– I feel like Golden Retrievers
are either family dogs
or sugar daddy dogs.
– I would want to date
a man who had a lab.
– He’s a good one.
– Yeah.
– He’s a catch.
– Keeper.
– Solid, dependable girl, hands down.
– I’ve only known three people
in my entire life who have
had Australian Shepherd dogs.
They’ve all ended up in prison.
– Yeah, a girl with a Australian
Shepherd is super cool.
– When I see a girl with a Dalmatian
I’m definitely intrigued.
– You know that girl has got some bling.
– She can afford to take you to dinner.
– Exactly.
– A girl with a Husky definitely
has an awesome apartment and no kids.
– I think she drinks vodka.
– He’s an alpha male.
– Mm-hmm.
– He’s really attractive.
– I’m a little terrified of you.
– Sweet and kind, but they will
take care of you if there is danger.
– Labradoodles.
– [Both] Eh.
– You have to have a sense
of humor about yourself–
– Yeah.
– To constantly look at a Pug’s face
and clean the (beeping)
out of it’s face folds.
– Anyone who has a Pug,
I’m like, I don’t know.
– Guy with a Pug–
– You’re adorable.
– They’re the cutest.
– Men that own Pugs or
Basset Hounds are stoners.
– Girls with Corgis are
kind of like, spacey.
You know, they’ll forget
that they even have a dog.
– And they’re very smart and quirky.
And they’re really into music.
– So I assume you sleep around a lot.
– Not feelin’ it.
– I think a girl with a Basset Hound
is going to be a little bit more chill.
Might be down to hang in
with you on the weekend.
– You’re a catch.
– Yup.
– She’s not worried
about what people think.
– For some reason I feel like
if you have a Boston
Terrier you’re very clean.
You’re a clean guy.
– I definitely want a man with a Bulldog.
– Yeah, they’re stoward.
They’re dependable.
– Mm-hmm.
– Good foundation.
– They can wiggle.
– Yeah, they can wiggle.
– I think girls with
really big dogs are lonely.
– A guy with a Mastiff or a Great Dane,
is an absolute deal breaker for me.
– I’m expecting she’s gonna be
pretty tough, pretty strong.
– Because big dogs say you’re single.
But then too big of dogs, and I feel like
they’re compensating for something.
– Me too.
– I think tiny dogs are a really
good replacement for dolls.
– If I see a girl with a
Chihuahua I feel like chances are
she’s probably gonna be high maintenance.
– They just have the worst attitudes.
And I assume that the owner
also has a (bleep) attitude.
When I see a girl with a Pomeranian
I automatically assume diva.
– If you just generally
seem like a bad person
then the worst thing you can do
as a girl is carry around it–
– An accessory that’s alive.
– Yeah.
– She has a brush, like hidden somewhere
that she brushes her dog’s hair
before she gets out of the car
just to meet you for coffee.
– Yeah.
– I assume you’re taken.
It’s like absolutely wearing
a ring on your finger.
Done deal, not going for it.
– I think a Pit Bull is statement.
– Straight up, I don’t
trust women with Pit Bulls.
– It’ll say, “We’re both friendly.
“You’ve misjudged us.”
Or, it’ll say, “I’m
holding this to kill you”.
– Everyone on the internet right now
is going to hate me for saying that.
– But I don’t like guys
that have Pit Bulls.
– If a girl has a Pit Bull
she’s most likely sexy.
And if she wasn’t sexy before
the Pit Bull, now she is sexy.
She also most likely has tattoos.
– Good in bed.
– Yes!
– It might sound stereotypical
but I think the coolest girl
would have the most
downtrodden looking dog.
– I feel like when you meet a girl
with a mutt rescue dog
you’re just kind of like,
“You’re just a good, solid chick”.
– They took a second
to get to know the dog.
– And you’re probably kind
of sexy and adventurous.
– Done deal.
– Sold.
– You can put the ring on my finger.
– Yup.
Uh, right now.
– You adopted from a rescue shelter.
You are a good human being.
– Yeah, you’re a giver, a nurturer.
– The world.
– Mm-hmm.
– Yeah.

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